Advice Needed

It has recently come to my attention that I’m good at singing non-B-52’s songs in the voice of Fred Schneider. Favorites include X’s “White Girl” and Pavement’s “Cut Your Hair”. (Career! Career!) What’s not been made apparent, however, is how this talent may be rendered profitable. Ideas welcome.

In other news I’m allergic to cats, but if I had to get a cat, I’d go and get this cat: