Does anyone have 2.3 million I could borrow?

Because there’s kind of a house I want to buy.


I don’t have a lot of cars, and surely not a Ferrari 250 GT Spyder California, but there’s all kinds of space to, safely, display some.


It even comes with an answering machine that plays the most deliciously droll outgoing message to anyone who might call up, be it opportunistic best friends, or high school principals.


I’ll totally go halvsies. Or maybe tenthsies.