Twilight: Eclipse Live Blogging Event, Part 5

Things Bella hasn’t to my knowledge done to present herself as a person worthy of all this relentless protection:

  • Asked someone how his or her day was.
  • Saved a life.
  • Provided the right answer on that econ final.
  • Found that Silly Bandz Edward lost.
  • Offered to clean up after that big graduation party.
  • Spared a dime.
  • Ironed her mom’s thongs.
  • Bought her own damn car with, say, a part-time job.
  • Confessed to Jasper how terrible his haircut is.
  • Really, anything.

I don’t get it. She’s not, like, the ring-bearer or anything. So she gets killed by an army of newborns. Why is this a problem?

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