How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

• 10: 1 to change the lightbulb, and 9 to wrestle with the giant gecko in the bathroom!
• A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
• Spoon.
• Potato.
• Fish.
• Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window.
• It takes one. Wait for the lightbulb to melt downward.
• 51 – One to float to the ceiling to change it, while 50 more discuss the meaning of it…
• Just the one, his name is Dali… but he is usually too tripped out on acid to change it.
• The bicycle’s broken.
• To get to the other side.
• Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
• A fish.
• Chair.
• Sweden.
• Three. One to make the Jello, and two to fill the bathtub with brightly-painted power tools.
• Purple.

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